- When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
- Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
- Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Life is like tetris. Sometimes you press pause, step back and look how badly you’ve fucked things up. You know there’s a possible fix to the mess but sometimes you choose to press resume and watch the blocks keep building higher.
Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet, kick it.
The Regrowth Look.
After some serious discussion, with my sister, on the left, about the new regrowth hair style, we took it upon ourselves to invent names that we felt were appropriate for the new hair colours that everyone seems to be reppin.
blonde and brunette - bronde
caramel and blonde - blaramarel
red and brunette - bread OR rown
brunette and caramel - braramel
brunette and orange - brorange
One day, my life is going to flash across my eyes.
So right now, I’m just making sure it’s going to be worth watching.