Dear future husband…
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat it.
THANK YOU EBAY. X
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…
a) Nope, no more booze for me.
b) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
c) No kebab for me, thank you.
d) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
e) I’m not interested in fighting you.
f) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing.
I haven’t…
Read any of the Harry Potter books
Read any of the Twilight Books
Watched any of the Star Wars movies
Watched any of the Lord Of The Rings movies
(via thepeepholetomysoul)
